Greg Medford Wants to Get You Pregnant - MKT's New Knife Program
At Legendary Knives, we’re used to bold ideas in the knife world, but Greg Medford’s latest initiative takes things to a whole new level. In his recent YouTube Live session, Greg announced a new maternity discount program—and it’s every bit as hilarious and heartfelt as you’d expect from the man behind Medford Knife & Tool.
Here’s the deal: Medford is offering a 30% discount on any knife if you conceive a baby between December 5, 2024, and March 31, 2025. Whether you’ve been sitting on the fence about starting a family or just want a reason to celebrate life’s biggest milestone, Greg’s got you covered with a custom knife to commemorate your growing family.
Why a Maternity Discount?
Greg shared his motivation for the program with his signature mix of humor and sincerity:
“I want to promote everybody to have sex. I want everybody f*ing… I think everybody should go home and make a baby.”**
While the delivery may be funny, Greg’s point is serious. With the U.S. birthrate declining to just 1.66—far below the replacement rate of 2.0—Greg is challenging people to embrace parenthood sooner rather than later.
“Kids are not a commitment—they’re a goddamn blessing. The biggest mistake you’ll ever make is waiting.”
For Greg, it’s about celebrating life and encouraging people to prioritize what really matters: family, legacy, and connection. This initiative isn’t just about knives—it’s about inspiring people to focus on the joy and fulfillment that comes with raising a family.
How the Program Works
Claiming the maternity discount is simple:
- Conceive a Baby: The conception date must fall between December 5, 2024, and March 31, 2025.
- Provide Proof: Submit a photo of you and the expectant mother, along with the conception and due dates.
- Custom Engraving Included: Your knife will be engraved with your child’s birthdate and shipped after the big day.
Imagine presenting your child with a custom Medford knife on their 18th birthday—a keepsake purchased before they were even born. It’s an heirloom that tells a story and connects generations.
Why Bench Seats and Babies Go Together
One of the quirkiest parts of Greg’s announcement was his theory connecting America’s declining birthrate to the disappearance of bench seats in trucks. According to Greg:
“If your wife sits on the other side of a bucket seat, you’re divorced, and you don’t even know it yet. Get a bench seat truck and fix your marriage!”
It’s hard to argue with the charm of an old-fashioned bench seat, where couples can cozy up during a drive. Greg paints a picture of romance and connection that might feel old-school, but it’s a reminder of how small, intentional moments can strengthen relationships—and maybe even lead to more babies.
Why This Program is Special
Greg’s maternity discount is more than just a marketing gimmick—it’s a celebration of life, legacy, and craftsmanship. At Legendary Knives, we love the idea of creating a tangible connection between a family’s most cherished moments and the tools they pass down through generations.
Medford knives are already known for their durability and craftsmanship, and this program takes it a step further by tying each knife to a family story. Whether you choose to use it daily or save it as an heirloom, a custom-engraved Medford knife symbolizes both the strength of the knife and the importance of family bonds.
Why Legendary Knives Loves This Idea
As an authorized Medford Knife & Tool dealer, we’re proud to support this one-of-a-kind initiative. It aligns with what we stand for: celebrating craftsmanship, creating heirlooms, and building connections that last a lifetime.
Whether you’re already a parent or thinking about taking the leap, this maternity discount is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a knife tied to your family’s legacy. It’s rare for a company to combine humor, heart, and utility into one program, but Medford has done it in a way only they can.
Are You Ready to Take the Leap?
From December 5, 2024, to March 31, 2025, consider taking Greg’s challenge seriously—or at least having a laugh about it. Whether you end up growing your family or just want to celebrate the idea of family, this program gives you a chance to own a piece of Medford’s history while creating a legacy of your own.
👉 Learn more about the program here: Greg Medford's Bold Move
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